More Men Jokes

Husbands are like children — they’re fine if they’re someone else’s.

Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

Go for younger men. You might as well — they never mature anyway.

Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men — a woman.

Men’s brains are like the prison system — not enough cells per man.

Men are like place mats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken.

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Men are like high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

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Your Reason to Smile

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This A list actor is A list in movies and television and even commercials. Nasty temper. He has been away from his wife for about a week now and he couldn’t be happier. It isn’t about the cheating for him. I mean he probably would, but apparently it means he can eat whatever he wants without his wife yelling at him or having him go on another cleanse. He’s probably packed on 15 pounds in the ten days he has been gone. Alec Baldwin in Chicago via

Apparently massive amounts of coke made this foreign born close to one hit wonder with the crazy last name want to have sex with lots of different guys at a BRIT after party. The thing is she would start the process and then go find more coke and then pick up with another guy. Not to be outdone though, this multiple hit guy had his first man on man experience with the openly gay guy with the big 2014. It is good to see this kind of debauchery. The music world has got a little to saccharine the past few years. Charlie XCX/Ed Sheeran/Sam Smith  via


Who started the ridiculous rumour that's been going around MTV this week that Nicole Scherzinger is actually a very convincing ladyboy? Rob Dyrdek/"Ridiculousness" via

She was doing so well, but the past few weeks, this A+ list singer was back doing drugs. She was gone from it so long that she overdosed earlier this week. It looks like some more rehab. She always does it in home and then has a sober coach who she calls her stylist. Demi Lovato (hospitalized) via

All I can say is that the significant other of this B list mostly television actress turned hopeful talk show host should definitely ask for a DNA test. Considering how much she likes the spotlight he might be able to convince her to do Maury. Naya Rivera ("Glee"/"The View")/Ryan Dorsey (she’s pregnant) via



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