Monday, May 20, 2013

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Koza Mostra feat. Agathon Iakovidis - Alcohol Is Free

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Saturday, May 18, 2013

NBA Or NFL??


? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud


19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectlybankrupted at least 2 businesses


3 have done time for assault
71,repeat71
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21
currently are defendants in lawsuits,
and
84
have been arrested for drunk driving
in the last year


Can
you guess which organization this is?
NBA Or NFL
?

 
Give up yet?
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Neither,
it's the 535 members of the
United States Congress


The same group of Idiots that crank out
hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.

portapotty oops


celebwhodunit.....

And for Claire who has a bum knee -- I’m sorry about what happened and while I can’t make up a story to get you through your horrible week, I can tell you that there’s a girl who’s pregnant and even though she says she says that her steady is the father, she’s really not sure it’s not one of her co-stars, who sleeps with almost all their colleagues and with whom she used to bootycall on the regular. Depends on what the mouth looks like when the baby comes. Does that help a little?  Via

This married couple has a fascinating dilemma on their hands! They tried to get pregnant. After a miscarriage, they went the surrogate route. The surrogate produced a happy, healthy baby. The couple decided that they wanted another child. Logically, they decided to hire a surrogate again. The surrogate got pregnant… but so did the wife! The couple is totally shocked! Both pregnancies are still very early on, and there is no guarantee that both women will carry to term, so there will be no announcements for a while. But they are already talking about the possibilities. If both women can successfully carry to term, will they keep both children? Admit to a surrogate? Pretend that the wife gave birth to twins? If only the surrogate carries successfully to term, will they admit to the surrogate? Pretend that the wife gave birth? It certainly is an interesting dilemma! via

This Academy Award winner/nominee is almost A list. He has been almost A list forever. He is a very good actor which is how he convinces people that he is straight. He even has women he has gone on dates with convinced he is straight. The fact that he enjoys watching gay porn while he has sex usually clues them in to the fact he is at least bi, if not gay. He has had several boyfriends over the years and is much more close to them than any women. The women in his life tend to be there for a week or two, which is usually long enough for the tabloids to say he is dating and then there is never a second story. It is always one and done and he does it once or twice a year. He says it makes people think he is a ladies man, when in fact, he loves to dress up like a lady. It is one of his favorite things to do. You can always tell when he has been doing it and going out in public rather than just at home because it is the only time he usually has no facial hair. via









Could it be:  Heather Morris, Kim Kardashian, Jay-Z, Jamie Foxx,  Beyonce, Jake Gyllenhaal, Kanye West, Johnny Depp

my angel





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how to get a date





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