Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Signs your life is about to change
Signs your life is about to change
10. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay Pride parade.
9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.
8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a highway,
you suddenly run out of gas.
7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers
, four bridesmaids and six pallbearers.
6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies,
"I'm sorry, I don't do autopsies."
5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast
and the invitation begins with, "Dear Weenie. . "
4. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialogue box:
ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N)
3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested
for using radioactive material as tooth-filling.
2. At the vacant house next door,
you notice a U-Haul van and a truck which looks similar to the ones on
oldBeverly Hillbillies TV show.
1. Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for pickles and ice cream.
via phil
10. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay Pride parade.
9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.
8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a highway,
you suddenly run out of gas.
7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers
, four bridesmaids and six pallbearers.
6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies,
"I'm sorry, I don't do autopsies."
5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast
and the invitation begins with, "Dear Weenie. . "
4. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialogue box:
ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N)
3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested
for using radioactive material as tooth-filling.
2. At the vacant house next door,
you notice a U-Haul van and a truck which looks similar to the ones on
oldBeverly Hillbillies TV show.
1. Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for pickles and ice cream.
via phil
Monday, February 8, 2010
hello.. tech support
Caller: Hi, our printer is not working
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you fool!
Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really?.... I will send a picture.
Computer Repair
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you fool!
Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really?.... I will send a picture.
Computer Repair
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