Funnies From Dead Dog

In a speech yesterday, Barack Obama said he’s distantly related to the famous 19th century gunslinger Wild Bill Hickok.

After hearing this, John McCain said, “Big deal, I went to high school with him.”

- Conan O’Brien

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Paris Hilton’s mother is very upset because John McCain has put Paris in his campaign video.

Of all the videos Paris Hilton has been in, this is the one she is upset about?

- Jay Leno
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