Thursday, August 7, 2008

Women Superiority

We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.

When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous.

Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Taxi's stop for us.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

Thanks to the Man at Funny & More for sending this in
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

All those points are marginal. The real test of superiority is resourcefulness and adaptability, in which women do excel. As a male I have noticed how women seem to survive in quite challenging circumstances, most likely owing to their role as mothers who must nurture their young in the most trying of times. Psychologists have learned that women are emotionally superior to men. On the surface weeping may make females appear weak, but this provides a release from stress and enables them to cope. It's no secret about women's longevity with the benefit of having control over significant sums of money.

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