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"A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle
pulls up beside her and says, 'Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?'

'NO!' says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says,
'Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.'

'NO!' said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says,
'Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy
if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride.'

At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily,
'Look Dad, YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley so YOU ride it!'"

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