He takes you out to have a good time ------------------------- He brings home a 6 pack and says, “What are you going to drink?”
He holds your hand in public ---------------------------- He flicks your ear in public.
A Single bed for 2 isn’t THAT bad ------------------------ A King size bed feels like an Army cot.
You are turned on at the sight of him naked ------------------------- You think to yourself…. “Was he ALWAYS this hairy????”
You enjoyed foreplay ------------------------- You tell him “If we have sex, will you leave me alone???”
He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason ---------------------- He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
You picture the two of you together, growing old ---------------------------------- You wonder who will die first.
Just looking at him makes you feel all “mushy” ------------------------- When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
He knows what the “hamper” is ------------------------ The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
He understands if you “aren’t in the mood” ---------------------------------------- He says, “It’s your job.”
He understands that you have “male” friends ----------------------------- He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
He likes to “discuss” things ----------------------- He develops a “blank” stare.
He calls you by name --------------------------- He calls you “Hey” and refers to you when speaking to others as “She.”
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and on the flip-side...
she wants sex every night
she has a headache... every night
she'll wear a "teddy" for no reason
She'll wear "sweats" out of season
she'll help with the dishes and make it fun
if i don't do the dishes i'm not getting some Check him out here
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and on the flip-side...
she wants sex every night
she has a headache... every night
she'll wear a "teddy" for no reason
She'll wear "sweats" out of season
she'll help with the dishes and make it fun
if i don't do the dishes i'm not getting some
Heres a good one.
Woman know everything about their kids. Their fears, fav foods, friends, and all the drama.
Guys are vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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