Might be a redneck

You might be married to a redneck if Your husbands dog rides in his truck more than you do.

You might be married to a redneck if Your husband has to wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.

You might be married to a redneck if You have ever had to wash husband down with a backyard garden hose before you would let him inside the house.

You might be married to a redneck if Your husband will not throw away a 5-gallon bucket.

You might be married to a redneck if Your husband can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot remember your birthday.

You might be married to a redneck if Your husband has ever used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.

You might be married to a redneck if Your husband has ever driven off the road in order to examine your neighbors crops.

You might be married to a redneck if Your husband has ever borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.

You might be married to a redneck if Your husband has ever used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
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