Chinese Proverbs

Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly figure

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget


From My junk Mail

what happens while youre away

i animate you read the whole story here

look at the faces in the background

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warnings

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butt savers

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beware of this guy

daddy ... daddy

"A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle
pulls up beside her and says, 'Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?'

'NO!' says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says,
'Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.'

'NO!' said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says,
'Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy
if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride.'

At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily,
'Look Dad, YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley so YOU ride it!'"

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oops

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caution

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coffee

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beauty

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thats gonna be an oops

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pa lottery mascots

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only 54% evil.. not too bad

Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 80% Greed: 80% Wrath: 60% Gluttony: 40% Lust: 40% Pride: 40% Sloth: 40% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 54% You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths.

How Sinful Are You?

kitty faces

we closed

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hot new hairstyle trend the reverse mohawk

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Responsible Employee

Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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yeah its friday

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aw thit

Something Intresting

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Men reading this are still busy measuring their thumbs...

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