Saturday, January 3, 2009

Men


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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response



Dear Penis
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You
do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering
and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

V. Gina

3 comments:

Marvel Goose said...

You had me going for a second until I searched the opening phrase on Google and got 784 hits. I thought you were original and was about to proclaim you a genius to the entire Internet!

P.S. It is common in the scribe world to attribute borrowed stuff of dubious origin to "anonymous".

Anonymous said...

LMAO!

"And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering
and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags."

He's a Bowling maniac..carries a spare ball just in case.

survivor said...

I love it!

Buy me a cold one..