...you have got to be kidding.
If you pour salt on your head, about a teaspoon, and then immediately pull on your left thumb, the oath will go away.
No, no, you have to revoke a swearing-in by saying the oath again with your OTHER hand on the Bible. Just go to the courthouse; anyone there can help.
Pretty clever girlfriend though, how to stop her boyfriend from lying.
Well I think this is reasonable. If you're a COMPLETE DICKHEAD that is.
Gimme a BREAK are you right out of your mind?
These people actually walk amongst us...
Just lie whenever you want to. I have lied every time i have been in court, and generally it helps. If it makes you feel better, say a prayer to God explaining that you are about to take an oath and lie like a mofo. He will be cool about it.
Hahahah...and the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.That guy will believe anything I bet!morondailynews.com
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...you have got to be kidding.
If you pour salt on your head, about a teaspoon, and then immediately pull on your left thumb, the oath will go away.
No, no, you have to revoke a swearing-in by saying the oath again with your OTHER hand on the Bible. Just go to the courthouse; anyone there can help.
Pretty clever girlfriend though, how to stop her boyfriend from lying.
Well I think this is reasonable.
If you're a COMPLETE DICKHEAD that is.
Gimme a BREAK are you right out of your mind?
These people actually walk amongst us...
Just lie whenever you want to. I have lied every time i have been in court, and generally it helps. If it makes you feel better, say a prayer to God explaining that you are about to take an oath and lie like a mofo. He will be cool about it.
Hahahah...and the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
That guy will believe anything I bet!
morondailynews.com
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