Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Lets Play A Game

LET'S PLAY FAMILY FEUD!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE MY ANSWERS!!!!!
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1. Name something you use in the shower: soap
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform: jock strap
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield: handprints
4. Name something a man might buy before a date: flowers
5. What is another word for blemish: pimple
6. Something you cook in the microwave: nothing, I dont have one
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving out: dresser
8. Reason a younger man might like an older woman: to be taught a thing or two
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: humps
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for: breathlyzer
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for: brownies
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it: give me a home where the buffalo roam
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth: hockey
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day: detention
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? red eyes
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat: pigeon
17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it: socks
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it: pencil


Yes I am bored today..

7 comments:

lahru said...

1. Name something you use in the shower: thinking cap
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform: body armor
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield: parking ticket
4. Name something a man might buy before a date: cologne
5. What is another word for blemish: imperfection
6. Something you cook in the microwave: anything you want tough as shoe leather
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving out: credenza
8. Reason a younger man might like an older woman: so as not to here like every 3rd word in a conversation
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: ?
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for: eye
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for: knot tieing
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it: home is where the heart is
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth: kick boxing
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day: stand in front of the class and talk about a subject
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? red cheeks
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat: seagull
17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it: sweater, actually has four
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it: loaf of bread

I Hate Commercials said...

1. Name something you use in the shower: shampoo
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform: pads
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield: bird shit
4. Name something a man might buy before a date: wine
5. What is another word for blemish: spot
6. Something you cook in the microwave: pizza
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving out: bed
8. Reason a younger man might like an older woman: bragging rights
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: shit in the house
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for: stress
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for: knot tying
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it: home run
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth: boxing
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day: F
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? sniffeling
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat: crow
17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it: t-shirt
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it: eraser

Chriscent said...

1. Name something you use in the shower: scrubby
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform: t-shirt
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield: bird poo
4. Name something a man might buy before a date: condoms
5. What is another word for blemish: zit
6. Something you cook in the microwave: just heat veggies
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving out: table
8. Reason a younger man might like an older woman: no pressure
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: fart
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for: DNA
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for: camp fire (starting)
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it: Home Sweet Home
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth: skateboarding
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day: assign a lot of homework
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? puffy eyes
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat: hummingbird
17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it: shirt
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it: tube of toothpaste

Nooter said...

1. Name something you use in the shower: the humans blow up doll hee hee!
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform: weakest deodorant known to man
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield: buttprints
4. Name something a man might buy before a date: rope & duct tape
5. What is another word for blemish: politician
6. Something you cook in the microwave: neighbors stray hamster
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving out: brother-in-law
8. Reason a younger man might like an older woman: her daughter
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: just about anything it seems, oh every time i try to grow myself a little bit and expand my horizons all i hear is "dont do that you will embarass me" like the time i thought i smelled something peculiar in that womans purse and started rumaging through it to find out what it was or the time we were inside his friends new condo and i had to pee really bad or the other time i ... sorry.
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for: courage, like underdog has
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for: brownies? amyoops did you say brownies? as in baking them or nailing one at summer camp?
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it: "go home you stray dog before i call the police"
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth: sex
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day: declining his advances in front of his friends
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? you see her ex out with another girl and hes not trying to hide it
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat: ha ha this is a trick question all birds are good to eat if theyre seasoned correctly and then deep fried
17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it: around here, underwear (uggh)
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it: my circle of friends, i dont get it..

AmyOops said...

thanks for playing i enjoyed the laughs. keep them coming

Anonymous said...

1. Name something you use in the shower: Exfoliating Scrub
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform: socks
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield: pawprints
4. Name something a man might buy before a date: condoms
5. What is another word for blemish: third eye
6. Something you cook in the microwave: kitties, (j/k)
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving out: anything bigger than I am
8. Reason a younger man might like an older woman: Money
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: greets guests by sniffing their um.. tails.
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for: pregnancy
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for: knot tying
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it: Sweet Home Alabama
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth: tonsil hockey
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day: strip search
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? snot poring out of their nose
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat: penguin
17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it: underwear
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it: checking account

Jaime said...

1. Name something you use in the shower: razor
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform: pads
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield: fliers
4. Name something a man might buy before a date: condoms
5. What is another word for blemish: zit
6. Something you cook in the microwave: EVERYTHING
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving out: couch
8. Reason a younger man might like an older woman: money
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: pees
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for: pregnancy
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for: camping (I have no idea)
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it: home sweet home
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth: field hockey
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day: pop quiz
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? runny nose
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat: blue jay
17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it: underwear
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it: eraser

Buy me a cold one..