If you don't want to go to school the next day, after dinner, and after everyone is asleep, sneak into your kitchen, grab some leftovers of what you ate for dinner, and take it to your room.
Once in there, chew your food about 20 times and slowly spit it on the floor by your bed.
Make sure you have a lot of leftovers because once this is chewed it is not as much as it seemed to be.
The next day if your mom/dad comes in to your room in the morning to wake you up, say you had just finally gotten to sleep because you had been feeling awful all night. They will then see your "vomit" and ask if you threw up.
Say you felt nauseous last night and went to the bathroom to try and throw up but nothing happened. A couple of hours later you found yourself throwing up by your bed.
Keep claiming you feel awful but don't go overboard or they might suggest taking you to the doctor. Most likely, they will tell you to stay home today, and take it easy.
Say, "thank you, I'll probably sleep all day, I'm exhausted."
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