“I’m trying.”
“Ow ow ow! Wrong one! Wrong one!”
“Well, that was nice,” he said
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” she replied.
“You’ve been watching too much ‘Kung Fu Panda.’”
“Who will I have sex with when you’re gone?”
“Um..NO ONE???”
He: “Don’t worry, we’ll bang again.”
Her: “You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet.”
(after he finishes way too quickly) “I mean. You should be flattered.”
As soon as he came, he said, “Now why dont you put your boots on and shake your ass home…”
“Wow. You took it like a champ!” he said.
“Your body is like a big luxurious mansion that I bought, then once I moved in I discovered an amazing secret room that made it so much better. That room is your ass.”
"Ugh, I’m not putting that thing in my mouth."
She: “OK, right then, I should get back to the party.”
He: “You’re throwing me out?”
She: “Yeah…we’re done here.”
read the uncenorsed version here.
2 comments:
Ms. Oops, you will kindly stop reading my diary.
All of these are 100% classy.
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