Thursday, December 31, 2009

World's Shortest Books.

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
THE SEQUEL
by Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE'VE LOVED BEFORE....
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLER(S)
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
introduction by Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND JUST ADDED:
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COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY!
by Nancy Pelosi
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MANOGOMY
THE SECRET TO A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE
by Tiger Woods







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4 comments:

Ed said...

Excellent!

Unknown said...

To be fair...


WERDS I NEVER MISPERNOUNCE
by George W. Bush

GUN SAFETY
by Dick Cheney

MY SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCY
by George w. Bush

MY SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE
by Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich

MY CAREER AS A JOURNALIST
by Jeff Gannon

RESPECTING HUMAN RIGHTS
by Alberto Gonzalez

WINNING FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD
by George W. Bush

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year, Amy.

Paulo Gurgel said...

In Portuguese from Brazil:

Acaba de ser divulgada a lista dos 10 livros mais sucintos que já foram publicados nos Estados Unidos da América:
O QUE FIZ PARA MERECER O PRÊMIO NOBEL DA PAZ por Barack Obama
O SEGREDO DE UM CASAMENTO BEM SUCEDIDO por Tiger Woods
COMO BEBER E DIRIGIR COM SEGURANÇA por Ted Kennedy
O QUE EU APRECIO EM BILL por Hillary Clinton
O QUE EU APRECIO EM HILLARY - A SEQUELA por Bill Clinton
COISAS INACESSÍVEIS por Bill Gates
MEU PLANO PARA ENCONTRAR OS VERDADEIROS ASSASSINOS por O. J. Simpson
SELEÇÃO DE PALESTRAS MOTIVACIONAIS por Dr. J. Kevorkian
AMOR A MEU PAÍS por Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
COMO AJUDAMOS AS VÍTIMAS DO KATRINA por Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton
Traduzido de "World's Shortest Books". In: AmyOops!

Paulo Gurgel

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