Showing newest 27 of 145 posts from May 2009. Show older posts
Showing newest 27 of 145 posts from May 2009. Show older posts
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
The new GM (Government Motors)
The new GM (Government Motors) proudly
introduces the 2010 Obama ...
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" Democrat owners.
Thanks Chris
Wow Check out this from comments.
Thanks.
Horrid Democrat said...
However, the Obama car is believed to be extremely better than the model that had been in use for the past eight years. The previous version was found to consume copious amounts of gas and seemed to go out of it's way to alienate close friends and neighbors. The odd thing was that it wasn't actually driven by the driver, but by the person next to him.
The POS Dubya 2000 also featured a "Valerie Plame is a secret agent" bumper sticker, (just for laughs), and the "Where's the WMD?" boardgame.
Fortunately, after eight agonizing years, the majority of Americans finally tired of the car so torturous that many said it drove like being shot in the face with a shotgun. The decision was thankfully made to do away with the car nicknamed "the Decider" permanently... although the repercussions of it's tragic history will remain with us for decades and decades to come.
introduces the 2010 Obama ...
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" Democrat owners.
Thanks Chris
Wow Check out this from comments.
Thanks.
Horrid Democrat said...
However, the Obama car is believed to be extremely better than the model that had been in use for the past eight years. The previous version was found to consume copious amounts of gas and seemed to go out of it's way to alienate close friends and neighbors. The odd thing was that it wasn't actually driven by the driver, but by the person next to him.
The POS Dubya 2000 also featured a "Valerie Plame is a secret agent" bumper sticker, (just for laughs), and the "Where's the WMD?" boardgame.
Fortunately, after eight agonizing years, the majority of Americans finally tired of the car so torturous that many said it drove like being shot in the face with a shotgun. The decision was thankfully made to do away with the car nicknamed "the Decider" permanently... although the repercussions of it's tragic history will remain with us for decades and decades to come.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Top 10 Wackiest Sex Laws In America
1. In Bakersfield, CA, you must use a condom to have sex with Satan.
2. Poking a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
3. In Minnesota, it's illegal to have sex a live fish.
4. In Dyersburg, TN, it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date.
5. In Merryville, MO, wearing a corset is illegal because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
6. It's illegal to purchase sex toys in Alabama.
7. In Washington state, you can have sex with an animal, but only if it weighs less than 40 lbs.
8. In Washington, D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.
9. In Massachusetts, you cannot consummate your love with a rodeo clown in view of horses.
10. In Utah, America's biggest Internet-porn-consuming state, sex with an animal is fine unless you're doing it for money.
VIA
2. Poking a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
3. In Minnesota, it's illegal to have sex a live fish.
4. In Dyersburg, TN, it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date.
5. In Merryville, MO, wearing a corset is illegal because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
6. It's illegal to purchase sex toys in Alabama.
7. In Washington state, you can have sex with an animal, but only if it weighs less than 40 lbs.
8. In Washington, D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.
9. In Massachusetts, you cannot consummate your love with a rodeo clown in view of horses.
10. In Utah, America's biggest Internet-porn-consuming state, sex with an animal is fine unless you're doing it for money.
VIA
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