Stole it from Mike
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Ten things that sound dirty in law, but aren’t.
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He’s one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?
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9. He’s one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
1. Think you can get me off?
via
LITTLE-KNOW SECTIONS OF PRESIDENT OBAMA’S HEALTHCARE PLAN
1. Smoking is good for you now.
2. Being Republican qualifies as a pre-existing condition.
3. Free band-aids for the deceased.
4. Cannot be denied coverage of butt. (Democratic Congress members only.)
5. Guaranteed upper arms just like Michelle’s.
6. 24-hour “Head-On” commercial channel.
7. First million to be treated for Swine Flu get free gum.
8. Secret payment plan: Tax the taxes you currently pay.
9. Instead of X-rays for broken arms, doctors will just ask if you can wiggle your fingers.
10. Medical marijuana covered. Ditto medical Cheese Curls.
by Bill
From Shoebox
2. Being Republican qualifies as a pre-existing condition.
3. Free band-aids for the deceased.
4. Cannot be denied coverage of butt. (Democratic Congress members only.)
5. Guaranteed upper arms just like Michelle’s.
6. 24-hour “Head-On” commercial channel.
7. First million to be treated for Swine Flu get free gum.
8. Secret payment plan: Tax the taxes you currently pay.
9. Instead of X-rays for broken arms, doctors will just ask if you can wiggle your fingers.
10. Medical marijuana covered. Ditto medical Cheese Curls.
by Bill
From Shoebox
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Choose One: If You Were Forced to Watch One TV Show, 8 Hours a Day, for the Rest of Your Life, Would it be:
If You Were Forced to Watch One TV Show, 8 Hours a Day, for the Rest of Your Life, Would it be:
Suddenly Susan / Veronica’s Closet / My Two Dads
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Suddenly Susan / Veronica’s Closet / My Two Dads
For more great polls, visit Do I Have to Choose One?
Women who know their place
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to, and are happy to, maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ‘Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?’
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, ‘Land Mines.’
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She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to, and are happy to, maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ‘Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?’
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, ‘Land Mines.’
via
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
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