Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Random Thoughts for the Day …

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection … again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word & it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this … ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings 9 times & goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone & run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident & looking good & then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone #s in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year-old son asked me in the car the other day, "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

20. I disagree w/Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin w/a Miller Lite OR Budweiser than Kay!

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Tattoo Jim said...

I do believe you've hit it on the head Amy!!! Happy New Years to you!!!

AmyOops said...

Hey T.J.. Hope you are having a good one as well.

Lin said...


Um, I know how to fold a fitted sheet. :)

Static said...

Yes, yes, YES @ #1...please delete the porno off my computer if I go!

Buy me a cold one..