Wednesday, January 27, 2010

State Of The Union Drinking Game 2010

Obama says "let me be clear"Do one shot
Obama says "change isn't easy"Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells somethingDo two shots
Obama yells back Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs"Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care"Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a sealDo one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a sealSTOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dressGo immediately to the TMZ for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is overDo three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you"Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions HaitiText “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

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TWolf said...

I've always thought the State of the Union address would make a great game. I even got my son interested in watching by trying to see who could catch President Bush mis-pronouncing words or betting on how many times each party would stand. (Closest wins)

Staci said...

So basically we should all be drunk and broke after drinking and texting ourselves to death in an hour? How will I stay conscious long enough for Psych at 10?

Too funny!

Jen said...

I'm glad I didn't find this until 40 minutes into it. I'd have passed out a long time ago. And Nancy looks like a seal.

Unknown said...

For the love of God, this is some funny shit!!!

Buy me a cold one..