| Event | Instructions |
|---|---|
| Obama says "let me be clear" | Do one shot |
| Obama says "change isn't easy" | Do one shot |
| Obama says "make no mistake" | Do one shot |
| Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." | He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots |
| Joe Wilson yells something | Do two shots |
| Obama yells back | Finish the bottle |
| Obama says "jobs" | Do one shot, two if you're unemployed |
| Obama says "health care" | Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver |
| Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal | Do one shot |
| Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal | STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD |
| Obama mentions Bo | Put beer in your dog's water bowl |
| Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress | Go immediately to the TMZ for close-ups |
| Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over | Do three shots |
| Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" | Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow |
| Obama says he's "fighting for you" | Do one shot, two if you believe him |
| Obama mentions Haiti | Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross |
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4 comments:
I've always thought the State of the Union address would make a great game. I even got my son interested in watching by trying to see who could catch President Bush mis-pronouncing words or betting on how many times each party would stand. (Closest wins)
So basically we should all be drunk and broke after drinking and texting ourselves to death in an hour? How will I stay conscious long enough for Psych at 10?
Too funny!
I'm glad I didn't find this until 40 minutes into it. I'd have passed out a long time ago. And Nancy looks like a seal.
For the love of God, this is some funny shit!!!
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