-When announcers mention the lack of snow in Vancouver
-At any fashion analysis of the Team USA Opening Ceremony uniforms
-At any reference to Miracle or the 1980 US Hockey team
-If any Mounties show up
-When any orphaned athlete from a formerly-Communist country is featured
-Any time the words “Flying Tomato” are said
-Every time Bode Miller looks like he's suffering from oxygen-deprivation
-Any time Sven Kramer (my personal pick for Hottest Olympian of 2010) gets a close up
-At any euphemism for Johnny Weir's sexuality
-When the announcers reference the “intimidating” Beijing Opening Ceremonies
-Whenever someone says “Saskatchewan”
-When Celine Dion pounds her chest
Take a shot:
-At any Tonya Harding reference
-If Shania Twain sings something Canadian
-When someone tries to explain Canada's political system
Chug/finish your drink:
-If Pedobear makes a mascot appearance
-At any reference to the Bobsledding Wardrobe Malfunction
-If Rufus Wainwright is at all involved
-If any polar bears show up
Bonus Olympic Torch Lightning Round!
Take the indicated number of sips should any of the following Canadians be the Official Torch-Lighter (or the Final Torch Bearer? Whatever, you know what I mean. The 2010 Muhammad Ali.)
Thanks Skip
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