Are you still trying to apologize?

1. What you rhymed with “violets are blue” on the poem you wrote on the hand-made Valentine card.
2. The hand-made Valentine card.
3. The fat-free carob “chocolates.”
4. Candy hearts purchased at adult novelty shop.
5. Going dutch.
6. Having to wait 36 hours to get back the diamond engagement ring she swallowed after you hid it in the candy.
7. A minute, 45-seconds.
8. Calling it “that dumb holiday for grade school kids.”
9. Drunk karaoke of “I Will Always Love You
10. You know. Don’t pretend you don’t know.

by Bill