* Store-brand “Cheerios” * Marker licking * Scoldy documentaries * Sex with what’s-his-name * Trying * Wiping eye crud with finger and then looking at it * Pants * Your virginity. Again. * Olive loaf * Singing “Jimmy Crack Corn” with a squeaky helium voice
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Wiping eye crud with finger...sorry, can't give that one up! The suspense would be too devastating!
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