Friday, February 26, 2010

Easiest Things to Give Up for Lent

* Store-brand “Cheerios”
* Marker licking
* Scoldy documentaries
* Sex with what’s-his-name
* Trying
* Wiping eye crud with finger and then looking at it
* Pants
* Your virginity. Again.
* Olive loaf
* Singing “Jimmy Crack Corn” with a squeaky helium voice

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1 comment:

Patrice-The Soap Seduction said...

Wiping eye crud with finger...sorry, can't give that one up! The suspense would be too devastating!

Buy me a cold one..