10. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay Pride parade.
9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.
8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a highway,
you suddenly run out of gas.
7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers
, four bridesmaids and six pallbearers.
6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies,
"I'm sorry, I don't do autopsies."
5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast
and the invitation begins with, "Dear Weenie. . "
4. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialogue box:
ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N)
3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested
for using radioactive material as tooth-filling.
2. At the vacant house next door,
you notice a U-Haul van and a truck which looks similar to the ones on
oldBeverly Hillbillies TV show.
1. Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for pickles and ice cream.
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