Sunday, May 23, 2010

Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret:

10. "The Miracle What??? This is better than World Peace!!"

9. "No Thanks. Just Sniffing."

8. "I'll be in the dressing room going blind." (Okay…. think about it.)

7. "Mom’s gonna love this."

6. "Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?"

5. "No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here."

4. "Will you model this for me?"

3. "Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!"

2. "45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!"

and the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

1. "Does this come in children's sizes?"


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