Tuesday, July 13, 2010

store nicknames

RED LOBSTER
Dead Lobster
Led Robster
Fish Stickster

POTTERY BARN
Robbery Barn

APPLEBEE'S
Crapplebee's
Applebutt's


OLIVE GARDEN
Ketchup & Noodles

McDONALD'S
McSquat
Burp
Rotten Ronnie's

KRYSTAL/WHITE CASTLE
Sliders
Colon Blow

WAFFLE HOUSE
Awful House
Awful Waffle
The Hungry Bastard (ask for some booger bread on the side)



TARGET
Tar-Jay
Heaven

SUBWAY
Suckway
Sandwich Artist's Colony
Blandwich

PIZZA HUT
Pizza Slut
Pizza Butt
Pizza the Hutt
Cheese On A Cracker

WAL-MART
Wally World
Aisle Of Cram
Hell
Always Screaming Babies. Always.

FUDDRUCKER'S
Pudfuckers
Buttfuckers

CHILI'S
Willi-Nilli's
Upchucki's

BLIMPIE
Skimpie, Home Of The Air Sandwich



WHOLE FOODS
Whole Paycheck
Whore Foods

BED, BATH & BEYOND
Bed, Bath and Beyond My Budget
Bed, Bath and Behind

MAJIK MARKET
Tragic Markup

NEIMAN MARCUS
Needless Markup

DENNY'S
The Roach
Drunky's

TOYS 'R US
We Be Toys

HOME DEPOT
Home Despot


LOWE'S
Slow's
Blows



RESTORATION HARDWARE
Fistoration Hardware

OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE
Steakback Outhouse

STEAK & ALE
Ache & Stale

ARBY'S
Barfby's
I'm Thinkin' Diarrhea

TACO BELL
Taco Hell
Toxic Hell
Taco Smell
Make A Run For The Toilet

STARBUCKS
Starfucks
Burnt Coffee

BABY SUPERSTORE
Baby Pooperstore



JACK IN THE BOX
Yack In A Box
Jack In My Box
Jack In The Crack
Gag In The Bag

FRIDAY'S
Flair

CHIK-FIL-A
Chicken Jesus (owned by devout Christians and closed on Sundays)

PUBLIX
Pubelicks
pubics

PIGGLY-WIGGLY
Hoggly-Woggly

PUBLIX + PIGGLY WIGGLY =
Wiggly Pubelix

DAIRY QUEEN
Scary Queen
Fairy Queen
Dairy Squeeze

DUNKIN' DONUTS
Drunken Dognuts

what are some of yours?

via

3 comments:

Bunk Strutts said...

Smart & Final = Fart & Smile

Anonymous said...

DeAngelo's (sandwich place in New England) De Blandgelo's! Yes, they can take a potentially good sandwich and make it taste like cardboard!

Unknown said...

Mc DONALD'S clown shit

Buy me a cold one..