Thursday, October 14, 2010

Chilean Miner Jokes

1. Did you hear about the Chilean miner who got fired?

His boss thought he was the pits.
2. What do you get when you throw a piano down a Chilean mine?

A flat minor.
3. The Chilean miners were great …

…but I liked them better when they were underground.
4. I wouldn't want to be a Chilean miner …

…It's such a boring job.
5. Why did the Chilean miner stay in Chile, instead of moving to the Pacific Northwest?

He didn't like the idea of a place called Ore-gone.
6. How do you confuse a Chilean miner?

Show him two shovels and ask him to take his pick.

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