Thursday, October 14, 2010

Chilean Miner Jokes








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1. Did you hear about the Chilean miner who got fired?

His boss thought he was the pits.
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2. What do you get when you throw a piano down a Chilean mine?

A flat minor.
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3. The Chilean miners were great …

…but I liked them better when they were underground.
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4. I wouldn't want to be a Chilean miner …

…It's such a boring job.
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5. Why did the Chilean miner stay in Chile, instead of moving to the Pacific Northwest?

He didn't like the idea of a place called Ore-gone.
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6. How do you confuse a Chilean miner?

Show him two shovels and ask him to take his pick.

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