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Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Easiest Things to Give Up for Lent
* Store-brand “Cheerios”
* Marker licking
* Scoldy documentaries
* Sex with what’s-his-name
* Trying
* Wiping eye crud with finger and then looking at it
* Pants
* Your virginity. Again.
* Olive loaf
* Singing “Jimmy Crack Corn” with a squeaky helium voice
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* Marker licking
* Scoldy documentaries
* Sex with what’s-his-name
* Trying
* Wiping eye crud with finger and then looking at it
* Pants
* Your virginity. Again.
* Olive loaf
* Singing “Jimmy Crack Corn” with a squeaky helium voice
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34 Things
I got tagged twice..
so here you go..
Odd things about you
If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 34 things about your friends,
and let them learn 34 things about you! Send back to me and to
several more friends!!
1 Do you like bleu cheese? yes
2. Do you own a gun? yes
3. What color Kool Aid is your favorite? I don’t do koolaid
4. Do you get nervous before Dr appts? sometimes
5. What do you think of hot dogs? Only if they are covered in stuff
6. Favorite Christmas movie? Emmet Otter jugband
7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Iced Coffee
8. Can you do push ups? Yup, 23
9. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My mother’s heart pendant
10. Favorite hobby? Computer games
11. Do you have A.D.D? nope
12 Do You wear glasses or contacts? No
13. Middle name ? Beth
14. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coffee, Dr Pepper, Ice Tea
15. Current Worry? kids
16. Current hate? bills
17. Favorite place to be? Disney
18. Where would you like to go? Hawaii
19. Name three people who will complete this? IDK
20. Do you own slippers? yep
21. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue and black
22. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Not really
23. Can you whistle? yes
24. Where are you now? work
25. Would you be a pirate? Only if Johnny depp was in my crew!
26. What songs do you sing in the shower? None..
27. Favorite Girl's Name? don’t have one
28. Favorite boy's name ? Timmmmmayyy
29. What's in your pocket right now? singles and lint
30. Who last made you laugh? Diva child
31. What vehicle do you drive? Toyota
32. Worst injury you've ever had? Torn ligaments in ankle
33. Do you love where you live? I like the area..
34. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2
Ok so copy and paste your answers for me
so here you go..
Odd things about you
If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 34 things about your friends,
and let them learn 34 things about you! Send back to me and to
several more friends!!
1 Do you like bleu cheese? yes
2. Do you own a gun? yes
3. What color Kool Aid is your favorite? I don’t do koolaid
4. Do you get nervous before Dr appts? sometimes
5. What do you think of hot dogs? Only if they are covered in stuff
6. Favorite Christmas movie? Emmet Otter jugband
7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Iced Coffee
8. Can you do push ups? Yup, 23
9. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My mother’s heart pendant
10. Favorite hobby? Computer games
11. Do you have A.D.D? nope
12 Do You wear glasses or contacts? No
13. Middle name ? Beth
14. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coffee, Dr Pepper, Ice Tea
15. Current Worry? kids
16. Current hate? bills
17. Favorite place to be? Disney
18. Where would you like to go? Hawaii
19. Name three people who will complete this? IDK
20. Do you own slippers? yep
21. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue and black
22. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Not really
23. Can you whistle? yes
24. Where are you now? work
25. Would you be a pirate? Only if Johnny depp was in my crew!
26. What songs do you sing in the shower? None..
27. Favorite Girl's Name? don’t have one
28. Favorite boy's name ? Timmmmmayyy
29. What's in your pocket right now? singles and lint
30. Who last made you laugh? Diva child
31. What vehicle do you drive? Toyota
32. Worst injury you've ever had? Torn ligaments in ankle
33. Do you love where you live? I like the area..
34. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2
Ok so copy and paste your answers for me
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Tiger goes to heaven (oops)
The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day
and because of anadministrative mix up the Pope went to hell
and Tiger Woods went to heaven.
The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell,
and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.
"However", the clerk explains,
"it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified"
.Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven
and they stop to have a chat
."Sorry about the mix up", apologies the Pope
"No problem" replied Tiger Woods,
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?
"Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late"
and because of anadministrative mix up the Pope went to hell
and Tiger Woods went to heaven.
The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell,
and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.
"However", the clerk explains,
"it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified"
.Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven
and they stop to have a chat
."Sorry about the mix up", apologies the Pope
"No problem" replied Tiger Woods,
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?
"Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late"
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010
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