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"Why Why Why?"
Monday, June 28, 2010
he said to me...
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me . . ....... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
thanks Lynne
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me . . ....... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
thanks Lynne
why god made women
Here are Adam's 10 Alternative Commandments
1. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.
2. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!)
3. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
4. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.
5. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
6. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle childbearing.
7. As 'Keeper of the Garden', Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
8. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
9. As the Bible says, 'It is not good for man to be alone!'
10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, 'I can do better than that.'
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