The Best Government Shutdown Pickup Lines

The only party at work today...is the party in my pants.

I'm off from my government job this week...can I get into your private sector?

Museums closed...can I see your wooly mammoth?

I won't shut down at 11:59 PM.

Let's form a committee and see about getting the pork out.

There will be no reduction in the size of my staff

"So are you a Boehner or a Weiner?"

Hey baby, I wanna show you a move I call the Tea Party Compromise

Room in your budget for a little pork?

I know how to Whip your Caucus


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