Tuesday, August 30, 2011

the walk of shame story presented by pugs

  • Marion's Story: The Fame Lobster

    Marion's Story : The Fame Lobster

    “I get invited to a nautical theme party.”

  • "So, I call this costume shop, and they say, 'I got this lobster costume. It's a big hit!...

    “So, I call this costume shop, and they say, 'I got this lobster costume. It's a big hit!'”

  • At the party: "So this guy walks up to me and was like 'A lobster, I love it!'  So we sta...

    At the party: “So this guy walks up to me and was like 'A lobster, I love it!' So we start dancing, and he totally gets it. And the next thing I know, we're at his place.”

  • "And um, you know, he really got me to come out of my shell."  (image via)

    “And um, you know, he really got me to come out of my shell.”

  • "So the next morning, I wake up, and I figure out I have about 45 minutes to get to work. I get t...

    “So the next morning, I wake up, and I figure out I have about 45 minutes to get to work. I get to work, and I see EVERYBODY in the conference room. And I was like, 'Yes, i am having a walk of shame right now.'
    I just held my head up high, and I walked passed them. Whatever, my night was better than your year!”

  • Mark's Story: The Pedi Cab Ride Back Home

    Mark's Story : The Pedi Cab Ride Back Home

    “I used to drive a pedi cab, which is a bicycle taxi.”

  • "I see these two women in their early to mid 30s. I'm 22, and I have dreadlocks down to here....

    “I see these two women in their early to mid 30s. I'm 22, and I have dreadlocks down to here.”

  • "And they call me over. I end up with one of the ladies in some dark, back alley on the Upper Eas...

    “And they call me over. I end up with one of the ladies in some dark, back alley on the Upper East Side on the back of my tricycle and making out. “

  • "Then they said that if I took them back to Brooklyn, they'd reward me.  So that meant, I had...

    “Then they said that if I took them back to Brooklyn, they'd reward me. So that meant, I had to ride my tricycle back first thing in the morning! Riding a tricycle empty to Manhattan over a bridge& I mean, that's the ultimate walk of shame, right?”

  • Christopher's Story: The Breakfast That Never Was

    Christopher's Story : The Breakfast That Never Was

    “I was partying with a couple of friends of mine. We were asked to go to the VIP section because of our extravagant outfits.”

  • "I then started to get close to this woman/man. We had a lovely conversation. We began making out...

    “I then started to get close to this woman/man. We had a lovely conversation. We began making out for some time. Although, I felt I was making out with my sister &/or brother at the time.”

  • "I ended up in a cab going to someone's apartment and in the bed of somebody I didn't kno...

    “I ended up in a cab going to someone's apartment and in the bed of somebody I didn't know. So, I left my dignity on the dance floor.”

  • "Rest assured, I got up and did a Houdini act. I'm a little disappointed because he looked li...

    “Rest assured, I got up and did a Houdini act. I'm a little disappointed because he looked like a guy who could make a good breakfast.”

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