Thursday, December 15, 2011

Christmas Pick up Lines

  • 1. I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my “naughty” list.

  • 2. You are what I want for Christmas.

  • 3. Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole?”

  • 4. How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?

  • 5. That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

  • 6. Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.

  • 7. Wanna meet Santas little helper?

  • 8. Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?

  • 9. Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

  • 10. Even Santa doesnt make candy as sweet as you.

  • 11. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

  • 12. If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

  • 13. I can't wait to unwrap your present!

  • 14. Would you like to learn a few “reindeer games?”

  • 15. Those aren't sugarplums dancing through my head, it's all you.

  • 16. I've got your stocking stuffer right here!

  • 17. Would you like to go to my place and light my Yule log?

  • 18. What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?

  • 19. Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.

  • 20. I've got something you can hang a wreath on

From here


stephen Hayes said...

I've actually used one of these lines, but not recently. I think I'll keep the one I used a secret.

AmyOops said...

dont know if i would admit to that....

Buy me a cold one..