*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
*You ski uphill.
*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
*You answer the door before people knock.
*You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
*You sleep with your eyes open.
*You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
*You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
*You lick your coffeepot clean.
*You're the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there.
*You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
from really funny jokes
Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Top Ten Reasons Guys Are In Trouble
1. Something you said.
2. Something you didn’t say.
3. Something you looked like you were going to say.
4. Something you were thinking.
5. Something you appeared to be thinking.
6. Something you did.
7. Something you didn’t do.
8. Something you heard about another guy doing, and you didn’t say, “How wrong and bad of that guy!” quickly enough.
9. Something you should know, but for the life of you can’t figure out.
10. Something you can figure out, and something just reminded her of it, even though it was a long time ago and her sister doesn’t even live around here anymore.
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2. Something you didn’t say.
3. Something you looked like you were going to say.
4. Something you were thinking.
5. Something you appeared to be thinking.
6. Something you did.
7. Something you didn’t do.
8. Something you heard about another guy doing, and you didn’t say, “How wrong and bad of that guy!” quickly enough.
9. Something you should know, but for the life of you can’t figure out.
10. Something you can figure out, and something just reminded her of it, even though it was a long time ago and her sister doesn’t even live around here anymore.
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Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Sunday, February 20, 2011
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