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The 10 Best Royal Wedding Doppelgangers

• 1. The Queen = The Mask

  

  
  

• 2. Jacqui Ainsley = The Death Star

  

• 3. Other Less Interesting Princesses = Cinderella's Sisters

  

• 4. Princess Beatrice's Hat = A Facehugger

  

• 5. Prince William = M. Bison

  

  
  

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• 6. Unhappy Flower Girl = The Exorcist

  

• 7. Princess Beatrice's Hat = A Deer

  

  
  

• 8. This Old Dude With Swag = Kanye West

  

• 9. Princess Beatrice's Hat = The Eye Of Sauron

  

  
  

• 10. Unhappy Flower Girl = Unhappy Bad Lady From The Goonies

  

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teenagers vs. cats

* Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
* No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
* You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
* Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor you teen will ever crack a smile.
* No cat or teenager shares you taste in music.
* Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.
* Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.
* Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy — a sense of complete and utter boredom.
* Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone’s furniture.
* Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior.

Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times.

And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.

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Happy 13th Birthday!!!!!

My oldest is a teenager today.. Happy Birthday Ash!!!

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Top 10 Donald Trump Jokes

1. "Donald Trump is still threatening to run for President. NBC said if Trump runs for President they will not renew 'The Apprentice.' So some good may still come out of all this." –Conan O'Brien

2. "Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations." –Craig Ferguson

3. "Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents -- doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem. ... This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole." –Lewis Black

4. "Donald Trump insists that he is going to run for president. I guess he figures if he can pull off that hairstyle, he can do anything." –Jimmy Kimmel

5. "In an interview yesterday, Donald Trump said he has a good relationship with 'the blacks.' Well, not anymore." –Jimmy Kimmel

6. "Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were four wives ago?'" —Bill Maher

7. "If Trump does become president, I hope he puts a wig on his plane and calls it Hair Force One." –Jimmy Kimmel

8. "According to a CNN poll, Trump nearly doubled his support from March. Actually, he just combed his March numbers over his current ones." –Conan O'Brien

9. "Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half jack and half ass.'" –David Letterman

10. "Donald Trump said if President Obama releases his birth certificate, he will release his tax returns. The President said, 'Well I promise not to run for a second term if you release that thing on your head.'" –Conan O'Brienvia

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