Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
the walk of shame story presented by pugs
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Marion's Story: The Fame Lobster
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“So, I call this costume shop, and they say, 'I got this lobster costume. It's a big hit!'”
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At the party: “So this guy walks up to me and was like 'A lobster, I love it!' So we start dancing, and he totally gets it. And the next thing I know, we're at his place.”
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“And um, you know, he really got me to come out of my shell.”
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“So the next morning, I wake up, and I figure out I have about 45 minutes to get to work. I get to work, and I see EVERYBODY in the conference room. And I was like, 'Yes, i am having a walk of shame right now.'
I just held my head up high, and I walked passed them. Whatever, my night was better than your year!” -
Mark's Story: The Pedi Cab Ride Back Home
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“I see these two women in their early to mid 30s. I'm 22, and I have dreadlocks down to here.”
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“And they call me over. I end up with one of the ladies in some dark, back alley on the Upper East Side on the back of my tricycle and making out. “
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“Then they said that if I took them back to Brooklyn, they'd reward me. So that meant, I had to ride my tricycle back first thing in the morning! Riding a tricycle empty to Manhattan over a bridge& I mean, that's the ultimate walk of shame, right?”
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Christopher's Story: The Breakfast That Never Was
“I was partying with a couple of friends of mine. We were asked to go to the VIP section because of our extravagant outfits.”
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“I then started to get close to this woman/man. We had a lovely conversation. We began making out for some time. Although, I felt I was making out with my sister &/or brother at the time.”
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“I ended up in a cab going to someone's apartment and in the bed of somebody I didn't know. So, I left my dignity on the dance floor.”
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“Rest assured, I got up and did a Houdini act. I'm a little disappointed because he looked like a guy who could make a good breakfast.”
Monday, August 29, 2011
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Saturday, August 27, 2011
The Official Hurricane Irene Drinking Game
1. For every post on your Facebook news feed pertaining to the hurricane, take one shot.
2. For every teenage girl complaining about it, take two.
Friday, August 26, 2011
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