Wednesday, April 18, 2012

celeb whodunit

Celebrities love the luxury and beauty of Maui, and this ageing action hero used to be a frequent visitor – but that’s over. There are only two 5 star hotel options on the island and this actor has been BANNED from both. Both hotels had the same problem. The actor used to rent massive suites for himself and his family but maids were horrified to find human feces on the floor, on furniture – even in the bathtub! SOMEBODY didn’t care where they pooped! The actor tried to blame it on a child but the size of the mess indicated it came from an adult.

Ps.. its ok to comment with guesses


1 comment:

Misslyds said...

I'm going to guess Sylvester Stallone, because I can sort of imagine him being that gross. Oh and EEEWWW who does that?!?!

Buy me a cold one..