Friday, August 3, 2012

a few quickies

How is Chick-fil-A like a Black Hole?
You can go in, but you can’t come out.
I’ve decided to break up with my health club.
We’re just not working out.
I don’t want to make an obscene amount of money.  I just want to make enough to require a fairly large attendance at the reading of my will.
The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats.
I'm not so sure - they're pretty fast.
How come, when you buy a can of evaporated milk, it’s always full?
And, finally... 

VIA Skip

1 comment:

Virina Campos said...

very funny video clip, this guy should go to the Olympics.

Buy me a cold one..