Sunday, January 19, 2014

celebwhodunit...

He’s a South Side of Chi kid who didn’t only make it to Hollywood, he put a ring on one of the city’s leading porn stars. Insiders say our mystery man decided to get at her after he saw her sex tape.. Just ask Blac Chyna! He and his soon-to-be wife are a match made in hell because she’s down with all the isms he comes with … Tisci, Tyga and all! Know why? Because they’re part of the Hollywood swingers club, the B-Rated version. A-rated Will and Jada would agree! Our blind item and his baby momma are Bound 2 Blac and Rack Cities. That’s because the quartet make smash sounds together… and do couple-date nights too! Don’t believe me.. Ask Luke Wilson. "They all go to the movies together. Their big night was ____’s birthday party in Vegas … at the MGM Grand." Blac Chyna has our bearded-lady blind item to thank for her Woodland Hills beauty bar. Her sponsoring of her smashing sista isn’t just a good look for a fellow working girl, but a play to keep her bisexual-men-lovin’ kind close. Don’t believe me.. Ask Gucci Mane. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian  via


Coffee break has turned into an entirely new meaning on the set of this highly anticipated movie. When the two leads talk about getting some coffee they are actually talking about Colombia and coke. Apparently the lead actress had a really hard time hiding her found again habit while spending the holidays with family and is glad to be working again. Dakota Johnson/Jamie Dornan "Fifty Shades of Grey" via

This A list mostly movie actress is making a lot of money from her new collection but don't expect her to wear anything from the collection unless it is an official contractually obligated event because she thinks the collection looks cheap and has a tough time talking about the collection with a straight face. She isn't that great of an actress. Eva Mendes  via

You may be aware that a celebrity is concerned that his cell phone was seized by police. He knows that there are photos and film clips of him on there in various states of undress and doing various drugs. However, there is a much bigger story behind the cell phone that only we know about! The bigger story is about who else is on the cell phone! For the past two days, half of young Hollywood has been freaking the fuck out about the seizure. Why? Because many of them were snapped and filmed while they were in various states of undress and while they were drinking and doing drugs (pot, coke, pills). Plus there are tons of very personal text messages that flew back and forth about all kinds of fun activity (underage drinking, drugs, cheating, sex, etc) that none of them thought would ever get out. Who is on there? Actresses, actors, singers, reality stars, and professional athletes. We’ll give specs on just a few of the celebrities who are panicking and what they are panicking about: a very drunk young actress who flashes the camera, an underage male actor from a famous family doing drugs, a successful film actor who exposes his private parts, a singer with a clean image doing drugs, a young female reality star doing drugs, a married athlete hooking up with a someone else, a boybander kissing another guy, and a completely nude young actress. We want to emphasize that these are people who believe that there are compromising images of them on the cell phone. There may be others as well. Young people of Hollywood: Resume your freak out!
Celebrity w cell phone: Justin Bieber
Very drunk young actress: Jacque Rae Pyles
Underage male actor from a famous family: Jaden Smith (parents Will and Jada Smith)
Successful film actor: Will Smith
Singer with a clean image: Selena Gomez, Carly Rae Jepson, Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande
Young female reality star: Kendall or Kylie Jenner
Married athlete: Tyson Chandler, Kevin Durant or Floyd Mayweather
Boybander kissing: Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson
Nude young actress: Abigail Breslin  via






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