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When people talk about Jay-Z and his mistresses, they often forget about a mainstay who has been there forever. She is the person he calls when he needs to be discreet and thinking about old times. She is that very short named R&B singer who hasn't had a hit in awhile and doesn't really even act or record any longer. She basically lives off the generosity of Jay-Z and a couple of other guys. She peaked at A-. Mýa  via

This B+ list entertainer (singer) is quickly dropping in the list. He was A list for a very brief time. If he doesn't get another hit soon then all he will have his reputation as a ladies man. He likes people, especially one specific person to think he is being chaste and celibate but he has been seeing several different women that he rotates and he is even traveling with one of his hookups now. Robin Thicke  via

He was already posted up in Paris… two weeks before his wife touched down. Just ask his Italian Stallion in Givenchy Fashion. Know why? We’re told the pair of boyzzz were secretly delving into DL doings. Our mystery man claims he’s building a $9 million home in Beverly Hills. We’ve learned that’s a LIE! According to our insider, he and his wifey are moving to Paris "so he’ll be closer to his male lover… and all the fashion designers he worships." He and his beard have been married for about two-weeks. The made for TV Parisian ceremony is revealed to be a profitable venture, with the Boy and his Beard banking on $20M, "from press and media outlets." It’s all going down this Saturday May 24th, with dude’s fake "big brother" Jay Z as best man. Here’s what a source exclusively tells HSK: "It’s a gay bash! Jamie Foxx will be there…. _______’s ex-lover John Legend, will also be in attendance." He really doesn’t have any close friends, he’s a loser — wanting him and ___ to be just like Jay Z and Beyonce. He even bought the exact Benz Truck that Jay and Beyonce have. Oh… they’re even walking around Paris with bandanna’s covering their faces… just like Jay and Beyonce did at Cochella."
Couple: Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
Italian Stallion: Riccardo Tisci  via

The lead of this TV series is a well-known actor who has been on more than one series. His attitude is insufferable, and his colleagues are completely fed up with his behavior. Here are just a few reasons why: He tells everyone what to do all the time (e.g. how to frame the shot, how to deliver their lines). He is not the director nor the producer nor the show runner, but he is convinced that he is the smartest and most important person on the set. He hired a coffee cart for the cast and crew. It was supposed to be a nice gesture on his part so that he could provide them with delicious fresh coffee on their breaks. However, the real reason he hired it was because he wanted to bonk the coffee cart girl! When she finally said yes, they would both disappear to his trailer, leaving the coffee cart unmanned, his colleagues decaffeinated, and everyone rolling their eyes. He disrespected the crew by spitting into the tracks of a camera dolly in between takes, and then ordering one of the "runners" to clean up after him. Would like someone spitting on your tools at work? Would you like someone to order you to clean up their spit? BONUS CLUE! Insufferable Actor: The series is filmed outside of the United States but the lead actor is American.
Actor: Jeremy Piven  via

This Academy Award-nominated actor was partying on a yacht with a bunch of moneyed male actors. The other men, who are all a bit older than our actor, were having a ball, drinking and laughing and chatting with several topless models that were walking around on deck. However, our actor seemed unsure as to how to engage, so he stood awkwardly off to one side. One of the topless models tried to talk to him… but he could not even look at her! He turned beet red and started sweating. His eyes darted wildly all over the place. He looked like he was in distress. One of the other actors came over to him to assist him. "Relax! You should talk to her," he said, gesturing to the woman. "She likes you!" "But… but…" he stammered. "But what?" "She’s NAKED! I don’t know where to look! I’ve never done this before! I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!"
Actor: Jonah Hill
Films: "Moneyball" and "Wolf of Wall Street"via

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