celebwhodunit....

This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring paid one of her friends $2500 to have a threesome with the actress and the guy the actress would like to date. Apparently he requested it and our actress will do anything at this point to have a high profile public relationship. Kate Hudson/Nick Jonas (guy friend of Kate’s while on ski trip)  via

It turns out that this permanent A+ lister/icon who is a little height challenged does have offspring. He just does not want anyone to know it. He met the mother of the child way back at the peak of his career and she raised the son out of the public spotlight. Apparently the son wants to be noticed now though and wants to come forward. The only thing holding him back is the threat of being cut off financially. Prince  via

This former B+ list mostly television actress who played the same role multiple times and now does reality television, had to get stitches in the back of her head after she passed out drunk again and slammed her head on the kitchen counter. Not the first time for stitches or passing out before making it to bed. Tori Spelling via

This actor is ready to pull out all the stops in his quest for an Oscar win! "He was like, "What do I need to do to win? Do we need to make posters like in grade school? Do I need to give blow jobs to every member of the Academy? Have my Mom bake cookies? Take up tap dancing? Just tell me and we’ll get it done, damn it!" Then he pounded the table. It was funny." Winning the Oscar does require campaigning, and it sounds like our actor is ready to work for every vote! Leonardo DiCaprio "The Revenant"  via

After Party (from JV friend of E.L.): "How did you get so skinny so fast?" "Lots of Adderall." "Oh. I thought it might be coke." "Fuck no. I’m still breastfeeding sometimes. That has to wait." Conversation between a party goer and this B- list out of work actress who was last seen on a now defunct hit network show. Naya Rivera "Glee"  via




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