celebwhodunit....

This A list Academy Award winner/nominee who might be scared for his life spent $3500 in booze and food the other night and took shots at the waiter all night and other wait staff. The guy was an a-hole and didn’t even leave any tip. Sean Penn  via

This married A+ list mostly movie actor told a woman a couple of weeks ago that if she slept with his friend that he would have sex with her after. He didn’t. Apparently he tells that to lots of women to get his friends women they could never otherwise land. Channing Tatum/Jonah Hill  via

For the first time I can remember, this almost A+ list mostly movie actor who had a run on a hit network show is involved in a scandal. Our actor has been non stop speed and coke for the past month and he is going to flame out if he does not slow that down. He isn’t like his wife who is a decades long lover of the white stuff. Chris Pratt/Anna Faris  via

This Presidential candidate declared himself a big winner last night. Nothing is going to happen in the next couple of weeks but the week of February 14th, look for crystal clear photos of this candidate in some very compromising positions to be released. Marco Rubio  via




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