Saturday, February 4, 2017

Best Fails of the Week

1 comment:

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

Dunno how important Seventh-Heaven
is to you, dear... yet, if we DO NOT inherit that, or Purgatory, you for one shall be condemned to the Abyss o'Misery after this existence finite. And I wanna make DAMM sure you're going Upstairs with me. So, follow along if Seventh-Heaven is #1 on your list; if not, I fear for your indelible soul, lil one. Why? Why should I care about the salvation of the human race? I saw the Celestial City from far away -AND- i love you. Aint that Treason enuff, girl?

No, maam, you DO NOT need to be a nun living a cloistered life; however, what you must do is say these TWO things and totally mean them:

You believe in Jesus?
You love everyone else?
If answered YES to both,
you'll join this sinfull mortal Upstairs for the most wildchild experience for time without end.

God bless your indelible soul.
cya Upstairs someday...

Buy me a cold one..