Tuesday, January 16, 2018

stuck snowman


thank you dna


Nooo you can’t throw away our Christmas tree!


$100 or 1 chicken nugget

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Celebwhodunit...

This former A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show seems to have amnesia about the time she hooked up with this former A++ list politician. Her memory only seems to work well when it is advantageous to her. Rose McGowan ("Charmed")/Bill Clinton via

This A/A+ list height challenged actor is up for a new role he wants very much. The thing is though, the foot fetish director would rather have someone who is not going to get high and mighty if there is sex on the set because it is what our director lives for. Tom Cruise/Quentin Tarantino (Charles Manson murders) via

This A list mostly movie actor is probably not expecting the lawsuit headed his way. Oh sure, he thinks a woman might file one but what about that guy he raped a few years back who had to go to the hospital? Yeah, I bet he thought that guy was out of the picture. Nope. Not even close. James Franco via

There are several people who witnessed this disgraced A list producer making out and groping an actress at party. I think we all could kind of guess that part. The actress was in a state of undress. The producer was married and his wife was pregnant. The host of this particular party was this permanent A++++ list celebrity who everyone knows in every corner of the world. Despite witnessing what was happening and calling out the producer, the A++++ lister invited the producer to a party the next month where he basically did the same thing again with an entirely different actress. Never uttered a peep about it to anyone. Oprah (Harvey Weinstein) (British actress Kadian Noble one of several women suing Harvey Weinsteinvia


This A list mostly television actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has a new movie coming out but the studio are dragging their heels promoting it. Is it great? No, but the rough cut I saw I really thought had possibilities. So, why the slow walk by the studio? The star of the movie turned down the advances of the person who has the money to spend. Taraji P. Henson  via



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fell asleep


due to ghosts


Warning Signs In Norway


Sunday, January 7, 2018

celebwhodunit....

This A list singer enjoys her drugs. I'm not sure at this point she could go even a day or two without them. So, what to do when traveling to a country that is anything but drug friendly? Make it part of your "meet and greet," that the person you are meeting supplies you with some. Katy Perry (Abu Dhabi Capital of the United Arab Emirates) via

This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is married. She recently wrote a very large check to a woman who claims she was harassed by the husband of the actress. Can't have that coming out right now with all of the things the actress has been preaching. I notice she didn't file for divorce or anything either. She is just rug sweeping. Reese Witherspoon/Jim Toth  via

Caught up in a world of drugs and sex and foreign travel, this A+ list celebrity/mogul who is richer than rich has fallen right back in the web of this A- list mostly movie actress who somehow managed to get the mogul to invest $300K into a non existent business of the girlfriend of the actress. This is an incredible long con the actress is running. Elon Musk/Amber Heard/Tasya van Ree via


This A+/A list mostly movie actress/sometime director has a 14 page list of demands for the producers of the Golden Globes. Angelina Jolie via

This A+ list director/producer just found a new way to work with and audition children on a daily basis. We should all be worried. Dan Schneider  via




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Friday, January 5, 2018

The Very Hungry Caterpillar Reboot You Need To See

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The richest person in every state


the neighbor relaxing


Marching band tryouts




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Puppies Learning to Howl

Pixar Movie Ideas That Got Scrapped

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