Wednesday, January 31, 2018


the pet dragon

drinking on the job

Sunday, January 28, 2018


This B+ list mostly movie actress has had a piece of two franchises. Both comedies. She is known by all of you even though she doesn't work as much as she used to. Anyway, when she told this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is old that she got a new breast lift and enlargement, the actor said really and then reached out and grabbed them. Just no hesitation at all. He then kept staring at them. Creepy dude. Heather Graham/Robert Redford  via

This former A list dual threat actor who was only dual threat and only A list when he played a certain role is setting up his alibi. Look for something tragic to happen to his significant other in the very near future. Hey, he got away with the same type thing before. No one even thought to think of him as a suspect. William Shatner (Capt. James T. Kirk)/Elizabeth Anderson Martin (third wife Nerine Kidd Shatner accidental drowning at the bottom of their backyard swimming poolvia

This former A+ list tweener was asked to perform this weekend and then when the people who asked, saw what kind of shape the singer is in from drugs, they rescinded their offer. Justin Bieber ("The Grammys") via

More Grammys drama, again with the permanent A+ list singer and her husband. It looks like their in invited guest from a previous BI backed out after all, as I predicted. But there was another dilemma, two of her husband's mistresses will be attending, so she had the seating arrangements changed so that they will be far away from the couple. She's done this before, by the way. BeyoncĂ© and Jay Z (Rita Ora) (Rihannavia

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the new window wiper

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Sunday, January 21, 2018


This former A+/A list mostly movie actress who doesn't act any longer has no desire for children despite what her husband floats to the press. She enjoys her daytime boozing and love of pot way too much to take care of anyone. Cameron Diaz/Benju Madden via

This A- list singer has a couple number one songs in his resume about a decade apart. He was also a one season wonder reality star. At a meet and greet the other night he was wasted and repeatedly was groping women when they wanted to take a picture with him. If they negatively reacted to his actions, he would swear at them. Robin Thicke via

This superhero sure doesn't learn her lessons. This A list mostly movie actress was shooting her recent superhero epic, and during a delay in shooting obviously took it as a chance to fool around in a quiet room at the studio. Thing is, she was still wired for sound. When the sound techs turned on their equipment, they got an earful of her moans and summoned the crew emergency team. They soon realized they were hearing something besides cries for help. When she returned to the set, the word had spread and applause erupted. Nobody said who the executive-type guy was, but the mortified actress hid in her dressing room for an hour. She had the exact same thing happen once before many years ago, when she performed a certain act on this foreign born A+/A list mostly movie actor off-stage, and exclaimed her love for certain fluids over her hidden mic. At least they're all consenting adults.
A list mostly movie actress: Scarlett Johansson

Movie: Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff (Untitled Avengers Movie)
Foreign born A+/A list mostly movie actor: Benicio Del Toro

When his star client was out of the country on vacation with his girlfriend and friends, the sleazy manager of this former A+ list tweener turned A- adult singer was approached and given a "bill" for the drug use of his client's girlfriend. Seems the singer had agreed to cover it, was extended credit, and told them to bill his manager. It included airfare for the drug dealer's rep to fly to be with the couple on vacation too. The dealer had the drugs shipped via freight to the vacation resort. Who knew they were so well organized? Apparently the unhappy manager paid it, and said he'd get payback out of the girlfriend one way or another. Won't be the first time. Tragic. Scooter Braun/Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez via

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invest in America

trolling from the grave

snow driving for southerners

Buy me a cold one..