10 ways you can tell your Amish kid is heading into trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

Oops

Every forget your clothes at walmart?

its funnier in print

Cowboy Shoes

An elderly couple named Sam and Helen are vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots and seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly. He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, “Notice anything different, Helen?”

Helen looks him over, “Nope.”

Sam says excitedly, “Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?”

Helen looks again and again says, “Nope.”

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything DIFFERENT?”

Helen looks up and says, “Sam, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Sam yells, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!”

To which Helen replies, “Should bought a hat, Sam, should bought a hat.”

From JDonuts

superheros Oops

Todays Oops moment

Ok I know at some point in time most people have done something like this.. What is your story?

Hubby once used diaper rash cream..

Just because

For all those men who say,
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.

Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig.

Just to get a little sausage.

Sports Oops...

bush and gas prices

I need some coffee