6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
25. It is only permissible to shout ‘woo-hoo!’ if you are doing a shot with four or
more people.
28. If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during Happy Hour.
35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would
be doing it.
39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can tell
the barmaid to keep the change, but, once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back.
To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.
44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.
52. Your songs will come on as you’re leaving the bar.
55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you
think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.
69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.
86. You will forget everyone of of these rules by your fifth drink.
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I was taking notes.
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