Friday, July 18, 2008

Top Ten Signs a Redneck Has Been Using Your Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. The CPU has a gun rack mounted on it.
8. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains.
7. The CD-ROM drive is being used as a beer holder.
6. The case is held together with duct tape.
5. The six front keys have rotted out.
4. The password is “Huntin” or “Fishin”.
3. The extra expansion slots have truck parts installed in them.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
1. The numeric keypad only goes up to five.

From Redneck Laughs

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3 comments:

Buggie said...

11. computer speakers are blaring out Hank Jr, and Merle Haggard

Unknown said...

12. Your old computers are out in the front yard.

This one had me LOL and the Pirate tampons too - I NEEDED a good laugh today - thanks!!

Carol said...

ROTFL! I live in Redneck Country. This is absolutely priceless! Thanks for the laugh.

Buy me a cold one..