How I like my coffee

10. Hot

9. Hair-free

8. Non-crunchy

7. One barrel at a time

6. Doughnut-enabled

5. So caffeinated it jumps out of the cup and slaps me

4. Sucked straight out of the filter

3. Intravenously

2. Strong enough to sit up and bark Rowf!

1. With a 12-course breakfast.Via