Spanish word of the day

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

Yo, when all mi familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE

Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, 'Yo loco, liver
alone, cheese mine!'

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

Ju tole me ju were goin to the store and July to me!
Julyer!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER

I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES

I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE

I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW

I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP

We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down, so I had to
pick the bishop.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY

Hey man, I'm looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

Thanks Chris for sending this.