Thursday, July 30, 2009

Ten things that sound dirty in law, but aren’t.

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He’s one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?




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2 comments:

Nifty Nick said...

I need to file an extension.

Nifty Nick said...

Cuz, extension, could mean something dirty.

That's why it is funny.

Buy me a cold one..