Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
Yo mama's so poor she had to put penny candy on layaway.
Yo Mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo mama's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits down the sea level rises.
Yo mama's so ugly she make a train take a dirt road.
Oh, man! I've gotta use these on my son! :)
Yo momma's so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck...
Yo mama's so fat she uses your son as a mirror.
Yo mama's so fat that when she exhales, NASA records a CO2 spike and Al Gore gives another speech on global warming.
Yo mama's so fat, when she cuts herself she bleeds gravy.
All in fun, folks. Let's keep it going...
Yo mama's so ugly she'd gag a buzzard on a gut truck.
Yo Momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo Momma's so fat she fills up the tub, then adds water.
Yo Momma's so poor, she put a french fry on lay-away.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she hears the smoke alarm go off, she hollers, "Dinner's Ready!"
Yo mama's so fat the Michelin Man sued her for identity theft.
Yo mama's so fat, Goodyear offered her a job as a spare blimp.
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