WORST THINGS TO THROW AT A THANKSGIVING FOOD FIGHT

1. Individual peas. (No heft.)
2. Yams. (Melty marshmallow burns.)
3. Turkeys. (They actually can’t fly.)
4. Cranberry sauce. (Never get the red stain off your hands.)
5. Pumpkin pie. (Wasting pumpkin pie is a criminal offense.)
6. Left-over Halloween candy. (Sheesh! Why not just throw rocks?)
7. Knives. (Not technically food.)
8. Bread. (Why bother?)
9. Chocolate creme pie (See “Pumpkin pie.”)
10. Stuffing. (Do you know where that’s been?)

By Bill Via Shoebox





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