Still haning out in DC and away from the computer today.
SO lets have some fun
Go to Comments and click Control and V, show me what you got
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HUSBANDS WEEK ♥ If you have a husband who makes your life interesting and fun, who is your best friend and who has been with you through thick and thin, who has been a blessing in your life and who you are proud to be married to, post this on your status.♥
cool, thanks for playing.. i'll have pics up in the morning..
this is my control v.
My staff has reserved your group a tour of the U.S. Capitol on Saturday, April 17, 2010, at 2:00pm (ID# 3940-6593-5801). The tour will begin in the Capitol Visitor Center's main lobby, or "Emancipation Hall." Please see the attached guidelines and map for directions to the new underground entrance, and for notice of the strict "no food or drinks or liquids" security policy. Food will be available inside. You will need to bring your confirmation number (see ID# above) to the front desk at least 10 minutes before the start of your tour to receive paper tickets, then you will enter a 13-minute film and follow the "red-coated" tour guides on a tour of the Capitol that usually lasts between 60 and 90 minutes, depending on the crowds. Note that this tour involves significant walking, standing, and may require climbing stairs. Notify my staff in advance if you need special accommodations, such as a wheelchair. If your tour is scheduled during the week, you are also welcome to passes to view the House Gallery (open Monday through Friday, 9am to 4:30pm) before or after your tour. Please request these passes from my staff in advance so they can arrange to meet you and distribute the passes.
A special request has been made to the White House for your tour on April 17, 2010, between 7am and 1pm. The group name for your tour is Amy
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female who has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
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HUSBANDS WEEK ♥ If you have a husband who makes your life interesting and fun, who is your best friend and who has been with you through thick and thin, who has been a blessing in your life and who you are proud to be married to, post this on your status.♥
Mexican Words Of The Day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.
4. * Texas *
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But che said chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser face so ugly?
peavey vortex
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/S8gGokziu8I/AAAAAAAAKKk/UOtJmT23exk/s400/unicorn+amy.jpg
Edit: Oh god, I'm so sorry. That really was in my Ctrl+V.
cool, thanks for playing.. i'll have pics up in the morning..
this is my control v.
My staff has reserved your group a tour of the U.S. Capitol on Saturday, April 17, 2010, at 2:00pm (ID# 3940-6593-5801). The tour will begin in the Capitol Visitor Center's main lobby, or "Emancipation Hall." Please see the attached guidelines and map for directions to the new underground entrance, and for notice of the strict "no food or drinks or liquids" security policy. Food will be available inside. You will need to bring your confirmation number (see ID# above) to the front desk at least 10 minutes before the start of your tour to receive paper tickets, then you will enter a 13-minute film and follow the "red-coated" tour guides on a tour of the Capitol that usually lasts between 60 and 90 minutes, depending on the crowds. Note that this tour involves significant walking, standing, and may require climbing stairs. Notify my staff in advance if you need special accommodations, such as a wheelchair. If your tour is scheduled during the week, you are also welcome to passes to view the House Gallery (open Monday through Friday, 9am to 4:30pm) before or after your tour. Please request these passes from my staff in advance so they can arrange to meet you and distribute the passes.
A special request has been made to the White House for your tour on April 17, 2010, between 7am and 1pm. The group name for your tour is Amy
Gorilla suits from the past: great article.
"Curta" is an awesome mechanical calculator designed by a POW in WWII.
[Had to strip the html targets.] :(
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female who has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't think so.
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