Sunday, May 17, 2015


This comedian, sometime cameo actor when you need a visual punchline, who headlines in Vegas and across the country, was at some swag suites when he reached into his pants from behind and pulled out a small vibrator he said had been in his butt. Apparently the batteries ran out. With this guy, it is possible it is true. Carrot Top "2015 Billboard Music Awards - UPS Gifting Lounge"  via

Easy Easy: Who really gave those flowers and balloons to that one-named pop diva? It was that A++ list mogul, her longtime mentor and lover (not that actor whom her PR people are trying to set her up with).
Diva: Rihanna
A++ mogul: Jay-Z
Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio

If you are thinking of booking a ticket to this female entertainer’s upcoming concert series, you might want to consider this first. [There is] NO WAY she is going to sing live! Many singers who actually have good voices can’t even pull off singing live. She has a huge ego but thank god she knows she can’t sing so she’s not even going to try it! She will have a mic and will yell every once in a while to get the crowd going but that’s it. It’s all going to be pre-recorded tracks. So, if she’s not singing, what will she be doing? She calls [Singer 2, Singer 3] "The Zombies" because they barely move on stage. [Singer 1] is very comfortable with her dancing. Expect her show to be a big spectacle with lots of movement and choreography. She can’t sing but she can dance her heart out! It will be the opposite of The Zombies. Eat your hearts out, Zombies!
Singer 1: Jennifer Lopez
Singer 2: Mariah Carey
Singer 3:Britney Spears  via

"Show me that you are serious," is the favorite phrase of this former tweener actress turned almost A list singer. What it means is that before she will even go out with you, she wants to see a gift. One executive wanted to go out with her enough that our singer is now the proud new owner of a Bentley. The guy did a get a second date two nights ago when she got back to LA. Ariana Grande  via

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